Tabloid Democracy

 TABLOID DEMOCRACY 

(Election Day 2024)

 

 I'd like to vote the issues

But I never get the chance

The mud from my TV set

Is creeping up my pants.

 

Which one held the pistol?

Which one held the bag?

Which one smoked Merrywanna?

Which one is the fag? 

 

Which one armed the Moslems?

Which one dressed in drag?

Which one peed his trousers?

Which one shoots up skag?

 

Which of them is antiSemite?

Which of them is antiGoy?

Which one hates the constitution?

Which one loves an altar boy?

 

Which one sleeps with bimbos?

Which one burnt the flag?

Which one voted socialist?

Which one's on the rag?

 

Through the magic of the ballot

The dirt has all dispersed.

We may not choose the best ones

But we're flushing out the worst.