TABLOID DEMOCRACY
(Election Day 2024)
I'd like to vote the issues
But I never get the chance
The mud from my TV set
Is creeping up my pants.
Which one held the pistol?
Which one held the bag?
Which one smoked Merrywanna?
Which one is the fag?
Which one armed the Moslems?
Which one dressed in drag?
Which one peed his trousers?
Which one shoots up skag?
Which of them is antiSemite?
Which of them is antiGoy?
Which one hates the constitution?
Which one loves an altar boy?
Which one sleeps with bimbos?
Which one burnt the flag?
Which one voted socialist?
Which one's on the rag?
Through the magic of the ballot
The dirt has all dispersed.
We may not choose the best ones
But we're flushing out the worst.
