I Thought You Said

 

I thought you said this was "just pot".

The Dawn of Faith-based Pharmaceuticals

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."--Mark Twain

In his landmark book on the meaning of the psychedelic experience "Doors of Perception", Aldous Huxley wonders whether it might be possible for a person through hypnotic induction to re-experience a previous psychedelic state and thereby gain access to a drug-like experience without ingesting a drug. Hypnosis is able to achieve anesthesia, positive hallucination (seeing something that isn't there), negative hallucination (blindness to something that is obvious to others), anomalous bodily changes including rigidity, compulsive actions, burning sensations with accompanying blisters. With a track record for creating so many unusual sensory/motor phenomena, the production of drug states though hypnosis would not seem out of the question.

If a hypnotist can fool Homer's body/mind into believing that his hand has been burned by a toothpick, it should not be difficult, using similar procedures, to convince Homer that his coffee has been dosed with LSD.

And indeed, some experts on mental suggestion have been doing just that. Practitioners of NeuroLinguistic Programming (NLP) call this procedure "Drug of Choice" and claim to be able to induce in a few minutes an experience indistinguishable from, say, a marijuana high, without the use of marijuana. Here Jonathan Altfeld, a prominent NLP spokesman, outlines a basic induction procedure for accomplishing "Drug of Choice". Here, Richard Bandler, one of the founders of NLP, offers for sale an English/German audio CD called "All the Way Down", which showcases one of his own "Drug of Choice" induction procedures.

The Internet was developed by scientists for the purpose of speeding up their research by efficiently sharing large quantities of scientific data in graphical form. The Internet (plus inexpensive video cameras) has been a real boon for hypnosis research because for the first time hypnotists from all over the world can video their induction techniques and share their procedures with other hypnotists without having to meet in person.

One of the prime movers among web-savvy hypnotists is Brian David Phillips who runs the blog "Life of Brian". Brian is the founder of the Society of Experiential Trance, an organization which, among other things, helps share information among fellow hypnotists, largely though the exchange of video clips. Each month or so, a new hypno-theme is announced and hypnotists are encouraged to contribute videos related to that theme. Past themes of Brian's "Hypnotic Video Challenge" have included "handshake induction", "sticky hypnosis", "voodoo hypnosis" and "hypnotic triggers". The theme for July 2007 was "Psychedelic Trance" and Brian has posted a few videos related to this psychedelic challenge on his blogsite.

Whether under the NLP guise of "Drug of Choice" or SET's "Psychedelic Trance", it seems that we are witnessing here the first humble beginnings of an imminent "dawn of faith-based pharmaceuticals", ushering in a new era in which real drugs will be used only once (for familiarization with the target state) and as a last resort for those who lack the sort of vivid imagination necessary to achieve psychedelic states without the aid of molecular crutches. Further advantages of this drug-free mental tech include the elimination of unpleasant chemical side effects and the possible production of entirely new psychedelic experiences unattainable via purely chemical pathways.

One of the advantages of a brand new science is that an amateur can hope to make important discoveries before the big guys move in and hog all the action. Particle accelerators and large telescopes are essentially closed to the man in the street, but everyone does possess the necessary machinery--one sensitive conscious mind--to do pioneer research in psychedelic suggestibility.

Luckily I was able to purchase at the Boulder Creek Drugstore what I needed for my research without a lab license or filling out a Federal form. The girl at the register was completely unaware that she was selling Nick the physical ingredients for home-brewing a WOMPP.

What is a WOMPP? you might ask. "WOrld's Most Powerful Placebo" I would reply.

WOrld's Most Powerful Placebo

With the proper props and patter
demonstrates what "psychedelic" means
Melts in your mind, not in your hand
In der Seele schmeltzen, nicht in der Hand
Now how's that said in Japanese?

Back at the quantum tantra ashram, I sorted the potentially mind-altering tablets into three categories, distinguishing them by color: the RED ONES will produce an empathy-expansive experience like MDMA (or "ecstasy"); the ORANGE ONES produce an ego-dissolving experience like LSD ("orange sunshine"); the GREEN ONES produce a overwhelming sexual arousal comparable to the potent fictional aphrodisiac that so captivated Uncle Oswald (see previous post). The potency of these pills is specified by the lower-case "m" which stands for "megadose". Meaning that the stuff I get from the Boulder Creek Drugstore is exceptionally strong. Beginners beware.

Timothy Leary, PhD, experimenting with "real drugs" at Harvard and elsewhere, emphasized the importance of "set and setting" for orchestrating a beneficial psychedelic trip. S&S are probably even more important in this new faith-based context for successfully attaining a powerful yet safe drug-free psychedelic state.

A good psychological set, I imagine, would be curious, non-judgemental, exploratory and flexible. Watching how my cat moves is good training in this regard. Taking a long relaxing bath would be good preparation as well as examining my purposes in initiating this excursion into an altered state using a colored m-pill as springboard. These tablets work best on an empty stomach so fasting for 8 hours or so would not be a bad idea.

Darkness rather than light, I prefer. And some kind of water present, either a bathtub, a hot tub, swimming pool or ocean. Sensuous, safe and surrounded by living things. A place free from interruptions: turn off the phone and the computer. Comfortable loose clothing, or naked, as the circumstances dictate. The presence of good friends is particularly welcome (especially with the red and green pills), or alone with the orange pill. Lotion for massage. Media for taking notes. Coffee and fruit drinks in case of thirst. And perhaps a bit of marijuana to amplify my native gullibility.

For a WOMPP to work effectively the ability to willfully entertain a state of colossal gullibility (also called vivid imagination) is absolutely essential. Physicist and Nobel laureate Richard P. Feynman once said that the key to doing science well is not to fool yourself. For conventional science that's certainly good advice. But faith-based science, Professor Feynman, works by different rules. The more you can fool yourself the better these pills work. In the right hands (and inside the right minds) powerful placebos will take you places that drugs cannot even dream of. The yellow m-pills, for instance, initiate telepathic contact with animals and tree spirits. Experienced placebo trippers are calling these yellow megadose tablets "Disneys".

Roald Dahl (1916-1990)

Roald Dahl was a best-selling British fiction writer whose book sales numbered close to 100 million copies. He is best known as the author of several children's books, notably Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and James and the Giant Peach. However he also turned his talents to adult tales which feature perverse characters, twisted plots and surprise endings. Dahl lived an adventurous life, the equal of any of his characters, as a Shell oil executive in Tanganyika, RAF pilot in WWII, and British intelligence agent in Washington DC.

In some parts of the world his birthday, September 13, is celebrated as Roald Dahl day.

The character of Uncle Oswald is Dahl's most memorable invention. Uncle Oswald is a turn-of-the-century bon vivant, world traveler and enthusiastic womanizer who discovers during his travels the world's most powerful aphrodisiac. With a female accomplice he hatches a plan to chemically seduce and collect the semen of famous men and market it to rich women hoping to bear remarkable children. Much of the humor in "My Uncle Oswald" resides in the complicated details of the seductions of the men targeted by Oswald & Co. who include Sigmund Freud, James Joyce, Giacomo Puccini, Albert Einstein, the King of Sweden and several others--all conveniently listed here in Wikipedia.

In the title story of Dahl's collection "Switch Bitch", Uncle Oswald accepts the female sensual pleasures offered by a hospitable desert sheik and in a second story runs across yet one more irresistible aphrodisiac--a perfume called "Bitch"--with hilarious consequences. To my mind, Roald Dahl is the undisputed champion of imaginary literary aphrodisiacs. Good show, what?

Czar Nicholas Abdicates

Czar Nicholas pre-abdicates in favor of Dr Ethan Nadelmann (pictured above). See Drug Czar of my Dreams for plenty of reasons why Obama's selection of anybody else for this important policy position would be a betrayal of everything that America traditionally stands for--our Founding Fathers' appeal to reason rather than blind ideology, respect for individual freedom of choice, and the Inalienable Rights (remember these?) to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Just say No to fear-based Drug Demonization and Yes to a compassionate, science-based strategy for dealing with these remarkable substances which have shown great potential to heal human bodies and elevate human minds. 

Nick Herbert endorses Dr. Ethan Nadelmann for America's Drug Czar! (Thanks, Matt.)

Postcard from Denman Island

William B O'Shaughnessy vs George W Bush

In the 1840s, Irish physician William Brooke O'Shaughnessy had the distinction of introducing products of the cannabis plant into the British pharmacopeia on the basis of medical experiments he had conducted in India. 

According to Wikipedia, after graduating from University of Edinburgh Medical School in 1829, O'Shaughnessy joined the British East India Company and moved to Calcutta where he studied botanical pharmacology, galvanic electricity and underwater conduction. He validated folk use of cannabis in India, discovered new applications and ultimately recommended cannabis for a great variety of therapeutic purposes. A man of many talents, during the years 1853-5, he installed 3500 miles of telegraph across India and wrote numerous manuals and reports on his telegraph inventions. In 1856 O'Shaughnessy was knighted by Queen Victoria for his work on the telegraph.

Modern experience has amply verified and expanded on O'Shaughnessy's pioneer work demonstrating the medical efficacy of cannabis and its relative safety compared to synthetic drugs. However, in blatant contradiction to scientific fact, the US government insists on classifying marijuana as a Schedule 1 substance "having no currently acceptable medical use".

The American War in Iraq is based on a lie: that Saddam Hussein possessed WMDs.

The American War on Drugs is also based on a lie: that marijuana is useless as a medicine.

If an order to fight or a law of the land is based on a lie, is a citizen still bound to obey it? And what sort of country would compel its citizens to obey laws based on lies?