Rosie's First Time

ROSIE'S FIRST TIME

It was Rosie's first time

And it hurt

It hurt big

Balled up hard inside her ass

Like a constipated Christmas dinner

It hurt

Rosie screamed

So loud it rattled the neighbor's china

She didn't even wake them

They had heard it before

It was her own business

What Rosie did next door

Rosie was a red head

And no dumb chick

She'd heard about anal

Considered it sick

But all of her sisters

Were into it big

Was she just uptight?

An old-fashioned prig?

Rosie screamed again

It was more like a shriek

She knew her rear passage

Would ache for a week

Males have it easy

Males just walk away

Males leave the pain to women

It was always this way

Right on top of Rosie's fear

Came the dread intuition:

Would the police find her dead

In some awkward position?

Then Rosie went crazy

It was stuck up her chute

Her shrieks turned to cackles

Her brain followed suit

For a moment poor Rosie literally lost her mind

Then suddenly it was over

O what a relief!

At last it was done

It wasn't so bad

In fact it was fun

Ya know, Rosie sighed

I really kinda liked it

I'm proud to be female

And I'd do it again

What a beautiful egg

Cackled Rosie the hen.