Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Abu Asks About Quantum Tantra

in conversation with

ABU: I'll get straight to the point, Nick. What do quantum tantrikas want?

NICK: We want to fuck atoms.

ABU: With or without their permission?

NICK: With permission of course. We are not savages.

ABU: How does one ask an atom for a fuck? And what would you do if one said "yes"?

NICK: We'll use machines to ask them; if they say yes we'll use the same machines to begin the foreplay.

ABU: You'll use machines to fuck atoms? What kinds of machines do you have in mind, Nick?

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