Sunday, December 17, 2017

Soul Mate

Samarai Nick
SOUL MATE

Socrates sez
We're each a part
Of one broken being
That yearns to be reunited.
But take it from me, pal,
Merging with the Opposite Other
Is no picnic.

She's neat and you're messy
Wants sex when you don't.
She's plain and you're dressy
Hangs out where you won't.

You don't really want a soul mate
She's all and everything you're not
You don't really need a soul mate
How about a tetanus shot
Instead?

Compared to joining with my soul mate
I would pick a firing squad
Making love to such a creature
Would be a lot like fucking God.

You don't really want a soul mate
She's all and everything you're not
You don't really need a soul mate
How about a shot of bot-
    ulinus neurotoxin instead?

You're on time and She's on acid
None of you has half a clue
What the other feels is sacred
What the other thinks is rude.

You don't really want a soul mate
She's all and everything you're not
You don't really need a soul mate
But She's the Reality you've got.

Face it, bozo,
You're addicted
Can't exist without Her touch
Love Her like the Earth loves Sunlight
Yearning for Her much too much.


A dangerous treasure:
What's your pleasure?
To sit alone and masturbate
Or lift the phone and call your mate?

Hello, dear,
I miss you, see?
Feels like
You're part of me.

6 comments:

RoseRose said...

Oh, is THAT what the problem was?!

Greg said...

Nick, as ever, you cut to the core with laughs and a smile.

Anonymous said...

Do HER a favor and let her go.

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Unknown said...

Sankalita is my soul-mate.By Gematria : Sankalita = Vision = 88 and Sankalita's = Quantum = 107.Sankalita Chatterjee = The Quantum Wife = 183. Nilanjan-Sankalita = Spooky Action = 163. An action is Spooky when it is action between two souls who are mates to each other.

Unknown said...

By Gematria: Nilanjan Chatterjee = Quantum-Penis = Celebrate Physics = Eternal Einstein = 170.They are all in the same string.A tremendous celebration is going on.Quantum-Penis is vibrating like a string.