Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Three Quantum Tantric Limericks

Erwin Schrödinger

SCHROEDINGER'S PUSSY

Erwin Schrödinger was a hit with the babes
His girl friends all gave him top grades
His studies of quanta
Taught him what women wanta
So he had them all coming in waves.


ASK YOUR DOCTOR

Said the famous quantum physician
You don't need to be a musician
To know that these ruby lips
And the ones in her hips
Enjoy an unbreakable superposition.


WHAT THE KIDS ARE UP TO

The hottest erotic newfanglement
Is the practice of quantum entanglement
Which coheres -- Mama mia! --
Her soft Schrödinger labia
With his Heisenberg-hardened endanglement.





2 comments:

Michael Grosso said...

Hey Nick
didn't know
you were so good
with the limerick.

nick herbert said...

St Paddy's day is almost upon us, Mike. Tis the season for jigs, liimericks, Guinness and the wearin' of the green. And the frolicin' o' laddies and lassies among the barley.