Thursday, December 23, 2021

A Calculus of Kisses


Zeno of Elea (500 BC): Ancient Greek logician 




In a foot race

Achilles can never catch the tortoise

Let alone outrun him.

For Achilles gets half way in one slice of time

And half way more in slice number two

And half way again in slice number three

After an infinite number of slices

Achilles merely gets to where tortoise has been

Not to where he's at now.

Thus no matter how fast Achilles can hurtle

He can never outrun the much slower turtle.

So argued the famous Greek philosopher

Zeno of Elea.

Lat's you and I set a timer for sixty seconds.

In the first 30 seconds I'll kiss you just once

Kiss you twice in the following fifteen

Four kisses during next seven point five

Then in half that time, we'll squeeze in sixteen.

If one takes this game to its ultimate limit

We can fit infinite kisses into only one minute.

So following what Zeno's logic allows

We'll be tasting infinity using our mouths.

1 comment:

Paul Hillery said...

Wise indeed, but I prefer slow kisses. The fast ones come first to attune the lips and parties. A few women have tried to dogmatically train me on how they want to be kissed, subtly (or not so subtly) hinting that that is how they want their nether lips explored. It always worked out fine, though some of the time they thought I started slow. This is a problem with languages. identity and things that have been put off for too long by one person or the other...